This page is dedicated to Nina Dee.
NAMES!!
Cindy Pancake
Snowball (last name)
Duckling (last name)
Kupcake (last name)
Amanda Love
Gaylord Divine
Loving (last name)
Jaybird Marmaduke
Barnabas Sprinkle
Sharon Dick
McCorkle (last name)
Jane Ann Pancake
Lovely Blizzard
Dr. Corino (sweetie)
Dr. Corazon (heart)
Candy Knickerbocker
Dr. Slauhter
Bex Wine
Julie Phart
Eric Mccarrick
Kelly Kelley
Tersa Joy
Dick Josslin
Rodney (Rod) Cox
Judge Willy Stroker
Dr. Marijuana Pepsi
B.B. Hernandez (baby boy)
Kenny Kinney
Harry Widjaja
Sandy Bush
Spring Darling
Dawn Fields
Sunshine Fister
Lt. Les McBurney (fire fighter)
William Wigglesworth
Gator DeLoach
Chastity Cooter
Jane Peelsticker-Toothacher
Margaret Best Hoar
Lova Hoar
Jackie Hoar Lovett
Harry Beard
Ken Fuchs
Lane Walkup
Ginger Rayl
Dick Sweat
Eunice Ikle
Tanner Beard
Harry Deal
Dick Semen
Barbara Broccoli
Candy Chorn
Michael Swindler (lawyer)
Hunter Sheets
Harry and Rosie Butts
Dick Passwater
Richard Head
Dave Pancake
Earl Grey
Nicholas Hoar “knickerless whore”
Jack Goff
April Showers
Dusty R. Gooch
Sandy Quick
Anna Konda
Kayden Goodnough
Dr. Waffle
Norma Pancake
Bacon (last name)
Joseph Burger & Deborah Fries
Badcock (last name)
Motorola Quasar
Emily Potgetter
Johnny Stuff (furniture repair)
Dayanne Knight
Crystal Neth
Dragon Wagon
Jacob Mondragon
Amada Ram *married name: Amanda Buttkiss*
Howie Mett
Ryan Zwiener
Fred & Mary Butts
Krystal Bowling-Ball
Mike Litoris
Sparkle Tinkle
Thaddeus Coffin
Breanna Button
Jimbo Slaughter
Mike Journeycake
Ok Sun
Bill Pensyl
Harry Wolf
Violet Moss
Mary Cary
Lester Kester
Moxie Marlinspike
Bob Double (Agent)
Nivk Mashiter
Charity Burger
Sticker Delight
Harry William Baals
Thomasina Gun (tommy gun)
Dick Chop (vasectomy specialist)
Destiny Hooker
Mr. Babe
Burly Grimes
Yvonne Curless (had very curly hair)
Charisma Joy
Eighteen (sir name)
Dick R. Junk
Maximillian Dragon
“Tooth the Claw”
Hazel Nutt
Lester Payne (DDS)
Crystal Chanda Leer
Fudge (last name)
Bombanitious (child told teacher that’s his name)
Peter Johnson (Dick Dick)
Levi Gibbs Head
Nick Pickles
Richard L. Roberts (Dick Bob)
Dick Pound
Blaze M. Cruiseman
Gage Luke Lee Leer
George Henry Barff
Matt Salad
Easter Lynch
Peggy Ruggles
Lala Jolly
Rankin Jolly
Epi Wampler Fudge
Jack M’hard
Bum Farto
Smokey Hough
Tequilla Don Redford
Mike Biggerstaff
Janine Brabender
Christian Surface
Jewel Fields
L. Scott Semen (DDS)
Lesley D. Semen (DDS)
Dick Such
Dick Moss
Dick Pole
Johnny Dickshot
Dick Hunt
Dick Cox
Peter L’cock
Rusty Kuntz
Christian Sinner
Dorkus Voluminous Pierce
Harvy Dickter
Seymour Weiner
Seymour Pecker
Quinten Perentis Oliver
Bernice Lee Halmaldecker (sp?)
Face Myer
Melissa Bate (M. Bate)
Claricka Lit
Spring King
Dean Dean Smith (DDS)
Majestic Sams
Hayla Fine
Speed Weed
Emily Wigglesworth
Michael Michael
Drea P. Saxx
Dusty Toy Large
Harrison Scott Ball (Harry Ball)
Jerry Wayne Nipper
Daryl Butt
Paisley Colors
Andrew McAndrews
Weldon Rumproast
Omunique
Kurt Magnum
Sonny Sixkiller
Savage-Wolf (last name)
Samuel Knoblick
Mark McLawyer
Lauren Peede
Jack Westly Heckinlively
Dick W. Burnt
Ginger Martini
June Renew
Terry Marible Makin
Virginia Pickle
Richard Dick Johnson
Rummy Bogus
Chappy Lestrange
Peggy Dainty
Candy Dainty
Thomas Thomas
Casey Weiner
Michale Bolton (not the singer)
Butterfuss (last name)
Doxtater (last name)
Alexander M. Caress
Robin Dicks
Kelly Kellbell
Imunique
Philp Noice
Ben Donws
Gene Poole
Mrs. Mordis (has a great dane named ‘Rigger’)
Picklemaster (last name)
Richard Hair
Dick Frisbee
Major Dick Bong
Brandon Jarvis
Bryson Levi Carson
Linda Lou Hopper-Hoppy
Chawn T. Coomer
Harry J Butts
Sean Dick
Autumn Slaughter
Chesney Bengy
Brody Bengy
Ellis MCPickles
David Lee Ross
Dr. Heck
Karen Swallows
Sue Yeu
The McDonald-Burger wedding
Hunter Pepper
Christian Todd Rexrote
Jack D’Wood
Marcia Faye Cook Laguna Teal
Donald Licker
Sandy Beach
Molly Dingledine
Dr. Dick Clap
Brighton Early
Jade Stanger Millicent
Leonard Blowers
Wyle Utterback
Oral Washington
Oaky Boyd Nolan
Jimmy Skinner
Tammy Hammer
Chris Baby
Richard Wacker
Gladstone Pennell Lillicrap
Mrs. Barr (almost named ‘Candy’ her brother, ‘Clark’)
Dick Hammer
Steve Moore Head
Fatty Arbuckle
Mr. Perfect
Mary Tona Cocaine (survived by husband Kristoff Cocaine)
Jack Imhoff
Brad Heinous
Mrs. Blood
Richard Smallwood
Will Butcher (surgeon)
Mina Nousiainen Butcher
Kikz Fil-up Hensley
Carol Meryl
Ray Gay
Mark Dark
Larry Berry
Rusty Goinz
Dick Downing
Analy (first name)
Dr. Balls
Detective Dick Thickens
Mr. Weiner & Mrs. Butt
Cash Swap
David Richard Roberts
Dr. Paul Semendinger
Darwin Wolfgang Swizzler
Richard Funk (CAN. Richard Funk)
Mrs. Ball (husband- Harry)
Connie Pettyjohn
Sandra Claus
Ruby Lust (married to be Ruby Stone)
Jack Russel
Richard Shield
Grandchildren listed in obituary: Bently, Bryson, Brinley, Kinsley, Kendal, Kennedy, Baylor, Brody, Kolly, and Lance.
Abcd
Epiphany
Freedom
Gregory Winner
Dr. Lindsey Lindsey
Rusty Buss
Dog named ‘Damnit’
Mrs. Celery (kindergarten)
Teresa Rex (1st grade)
Mrs. Bean (2nd grade)
Courtney Hog
Dicks (married a Johnson)
Douglas Duggle
Gay Summer Rick
Richard Tenacious
Tenacious Jimmy Ray Clark
Dr. Walter Flapper
Harden Long
Dr. Susanne Bush (obgyn)
Mrs. Joella Jody Powers
Nutgrass (last name)
Chris Cross
Mr. Growcock
Mrs. Shufflebottom
Mr. Hornyblow
Richard Leek
Dr. Paine
William Vivian Hornyack
Terry Knife
Dick Wood
Turnip Vandyke
Gary Guygacks
Dr. Holeman
Dr. Shiv Shankar (DDS)
Karen Pancake
Heavan and Navaeh (twins)
Dawn Frost
Reality Winner
Yudong
Justin Case
Drema Skape
Martha Wilfahrt
Reason
Beautiful
Celina Celinus
Albino
Gay Faggett
Gaylord Fagot
Wendy Wacko
Two Marrow
Fish and Chips (Australia would not allow these names for twins)
Matthew Correspondent (works for BBC)
Rolo-Coaster (hyphenated last name)
Rape (last name, changed to Grape in order to get a Facebook account)
Bob Dick
Dick Clay
Penny Dick
Professor Dick Field
Les Dick
Paige Page
Paul Onions
Spike Dykes
Harry Colon
Jimbob Cooter
Dick Buttkiss
God Shamgod
PLACES
Wetwang, UK
Cocker Mouth, UK
Muggleswick, UK
Giggleswick, UK
Pigwilly
Butts Lane, UK
Slaggyford, UK
Charlton-Cum-Hardy, UK
Bald Knob, Arkansas
Pishle
Tokers Green, UK
Knoblick, Missouri
Lizard Lick, North Carolina
Paint Lick, Kentucky
Big Bone Lick, Kentucky
Beaver Lick, Kentucky
Head-Smashed-In Buffalo Jump, Alberta
Alcohol and Drug Abuse Lake, SC
Batcave, NC
Truth and Consequences, New Mexico
Bolsover, UK
Kinmount, Ontario
Queer Lake, Ontario
Woonsocket, Rhode Island
Belchertown, Massachusetts
Mashpee, Massachusetts
Sandwich, Illinois
Bitch Lake, Ontario
Boring, Oregon
Booger Hole, West Virginia
Ding Dong, Texas
Bitter End, Tennessee
Pee Pee Creek, Ohio
Dorothy B. Oven Park
Dull, Scotland
Bland, Australia
Fingeringhole (?)
Lolland, Denmakr
Middlefart, Denmark
Fucking, Australia
Twickenhammer, UK
Ache Harbour
Bareberass, Australia
Cox (3 in wales)
Halway, Wales (not located halfway through wales)
Hump Tulips, Washington
Aer Lingus
Embarrass, Minnesota
Clitheroe, UK
Titty Ho, UK
STREETS:
Trent on Stroke
Crotch Crescent
Spanker Lane
Dick Place
Butthole Lane
Semicock Road
Crack Hill
Tom Tit Lane
Cumloading Drive
Kitchendick & Woodcock (cross streets Sequim, WA)
HWY Exit 69 for Big Beaver Road
Dyke Access Road
Butts Close St (UK)
Devil’s Dyke
Road sign- Fart Kontrol
BUSINESS NAMES:
Three Sheets Bar
St. Mary’s Butts (mall and church)
Would You Like Pies With That? (home bakery)
Lawn and Order
Shampoochies
Shampoodles
Head Zeppelin (barber shop)
Burger She Wrote
Dick Browns Cleaning (listed as Brown’s Dick Cleaning)
Nail Me Good (nail salon)
Butt Drugs (drug store)
McLovin your pet…..spa
Hair Peace Salon
Skinny Dicks Halfway Inn
Bunghole Liquors
Baguette Me Not
Curl Up And Die (salon)
Sheer Illusions (salon)
Kountry Kuts (salon)
Chin Hair Salon
BIRDS:
Booby
Swallow
European Shag
Penduline Tits
Hoary Redpoll
Pin-tailed Whydah
HONORABLE MENTIONS
Eurasmis (the name Elmo is derived from)
Morgan Storgan
Zillion Aire
Boaty McBoatface (boat)
Ally E (patreon supporter)
Shark Attack (dog name)
Morgendorffer (last name)
Soledad
Heidi Tuggle (patreon supporter)
Georgia Web and a Bowl of Lovely Pasta (patreon supporter)
Jazzy Manequin
Dick M’Butt (train)
Manny Eck and Kai Eck (names for Eck children)
Adequately Sized Penis McGillicuddy
TERMS
“Bitch the pot” – Victorian, “To pour the tea”
TERMS FOR VAGINAS
Poofus
Bobo
Fleef
Coozy
hair salon in Newport, OR last weekend: Hair’s the Thing.
Cum park plaza
Cum park grille
Shannon Pickens
Dump truck called humpty dumpsters
Dermatology NP Julie Flesch
T.Watters
Eaton-Cox
Cockman-Dickman
Anna Wang and Brad Holder for Wang-Holder
Jennifer Best and Donald Lay for Best - Lay
Lisa Wacker and Greg Dailey for - Wacker-Dailey
Teresa Kumon and Frankie Topomi for Kumon-Topomi
Joni Appel and Jason Bottum for - Appel-Bottum
Peanisbreath
Flavour - Balls
A newborn named - Regret
NyQuila
Richard Butt
Danger Outlaw
Bob Geldof's kids are Fifi Trixibelle, Peaches Honeyblossom &Little Pixie Frou Frou
Penn Jillett's daughter is Moxie CrimeFighter
Nothing Bundt Cakes
Florists called 'Floral and Hardy'
Cafe called 'deja brew'
A solicitors called 'Wright hassall'
Salon called 'facial attraction'
Carpet cleaners called 'spruce springclean'
A removals service called 'Jean claud van man'
Thai restaurant called 'Thai tanic'
A laundrette called 'lord of the rinse'
Kitchen fitter and his business is called 'Bonnie tiler'
Kayla linton
Abril nix
Manda Bella
Scout and Benji
Lisa tamayo
Whiskey rivers
Katie Cronin
Aniessa Hodges
Zacharyjp88
Grumpy manatee
Angry Anya
Hair salon named "Chin Hair Salon"
Actor Rob Morrow's son is named Tu Morrow
A couple in New Zealand chose the name Fish and Chips for their twins. The government later banned the name.
Matthew Correspondent: it is the name of a journalist working for BBC.
a couple got engaged - the hyphened name is Rollo-Koster
Cody from pelaton called out Karen pancake
Twins named Heaven and Nevaeh
Dawn Frost
Dawn Fields
Reality winner
Ya Dong
Dick pound
Justin Case
Drema Skape
Baugutte me not
Curl up and dye
Martha Wilfarht
Spike Dykes - the football coach for Texas Tech
Rusty Kuntz - the coach for KC Royals
Harry Colon - Jacksonville Jaguars
Jim Bob Cooter - NFL Coach
Dick Butkus
God Shammgod - NBA coach - Dallas Mavricks
First name Reason *the first name is "FIRST NAME REASON"
First name Beautiful .... *the first name is "FIRST NAME BEAUTIFUL"
Salina Salinas (the Hispanic version of David McDavid, John Johnson, et al)
A couple named Arlen and Carlen.
There’s (or was ten years ago) a restaurant in Toronto’s China town called Cum Jug
Dick Deposit
Jack Enghoff
Major Richard I Bong
Private Investigator Klu Wright
Pickens Nose Trail in Georgia
There's a BBC journalist called Pritti Mistry (so fucking cool!)
An English town called Cockpole Green, just down the road from Crazies Hill (not too far from Lower Assendon and Tokers Green I sent over before)
A little boat (or whatever it's called, my maritime knowledge is lacking) in Swansea, Wales called 'Itchy "Pussy"' in fantastic bubblegum pink font.
Bread Pitt
Pita pan
The codfather
Abra kebabra
Iron Maiden ironing service
Tequila mockingbird
Back to the fuschia
Frying Nemo fish and chips
Lord of the wings
Bread zeppelin
Florist gump
Amy wine house
British hairways
Pane in the glass
Pain in the glass
Jack the clipper
Fuckofee
Barber Streisand
Fishoteque
Woofs a daisy
Kitchen dick road
Amanda Titsworth
Richard Sidebottom
Last name Shizalotakal (shits a lot a kale - is the best we could sound it out)
Detective Sprinkle
Zack Lee wright
Actress Tuesday Knight (was in nightmare on elm street 4)
Dick Warlock- stunt double for Michael Meyers
Max Hite
Steele Jagger
Last name Moistner
Steel Pecker
Kirby pancakes
Elizabeth wrigley field
Street in NC called Hepmelawd
Studs Turkle- famous chicago journalist
I find it funny that there’s a Lawrence Phelan that’s a criminal defense attorney in Grand Rapids MI. One can only hope it’s pronounced “felon”….
Wok this way
Dr Ray Begay
Clam Pass Park
Restaurant called Vergina
Sheryl wooton- dickie
Muh-kai -o maverick bobo
Esmerelda Devlin - Famed set designer
Also… Shiny Xeng who works with my bf - pronounced Shiny Zing! 🤩
Cindy Craven married Charles Dick
Pearl Marie Purl
Literia LaCross
Earnest Gardner
Elizabeth Bone
Braxton Hicks
Nana visitor- actor on deep space nine
Moose poon
Harry Bongers
In the ‘80s in Carson City, NV there lived a man named Mr. Numba. If you looked in the white pages you could find his telephone #. and first name. It read Wong, Numba.
If you are out there Wong, I’m sincerely sorry for the years of prank calls.
Howard Sublett
Schwilliam Cheevis
Dr Anthony Toney DDS
Karthik Srinavasin
Xavier Thilking
Bich Ho (bitch ho)
A first name of Snoby
We have a trail in my town Salida called Uncle Nazty.
Hairy beardtongue flower
Dick button Olympian
Happy Daes - happy is short for harriet
Patience Dailey
Raewyn Balz
Detective joel loudermilk
Doctor trude heacker
Uranus fudge factory
Peoples meat market
Cafe Mukkefuck (moo-Kay-fook) in a Bavarian village
Adam Apple
Beaver of Wisconsin pressure washer
Candis Landace
Vanessa Bongbong
Kimberly Wiener-Johnson
Alex Cooper
Peter holder
Harry Nutter
Phil McCraken
Karol Hovis
Mozzetta box
The dollar tree in the UK is poundland
Carol slaughter- on a 20/20 I saw
Dick Pyle
Doris Morris
North storm
Reid herring
Precious smothers
Shane James Jansen - love is blind
Pam poon
Oscar Goskar
Harry Keister
Teddy Stiffy
Clint Dingus
Duane Rump
Johnny Tickle
George McHorney
Richard Wadsack
James Fluckinger
Onancock, VA
Gum Lick Road
Muddy Puppy Road
Paintlick, KY
Shickshinny, PA
Last name treble-cock
Misty fawn
Frosty dawn
A man named Bill named his kids Billy and Billita
Clydeen Lingle
can’t remember this girls last name but her first and middle names are Suk Fanny
Hugh Grant’s (the actor) middle name is Mungo. HUGH MUNGO!!
Kelly Pickle